That’s right folks. Our prayers to Allah have been answered and we are going to be seeing Jessica Simpson nekid! That’s right sources tell us that she is wanting to be taken more seriously in Hollywood and in order to get the respect from the acting world she feels she needs to take a role that requires nudity. And let me just say this….she is spot on with that thinking!

Earlier this year, Jessica’s father Joe Simpson forced her to turn down a potentially Oscar-winning role as a porn star, insisting she keep her clothes on.
“The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star….”

I definitely think Jessica would get that respect she so rightly deserves, after all look how hard she works to maintain that body. The least we could all do is appreciate it in all its glory. Nudity is a great way for us to not even notice the shitty acting!

Just look at the gobs of respect we now have Halle Barry after her (sex) performance in Monster’s Ball where she made us all feel good by riding the hell out of Billy Bob, and after walked her tits out of the water in James Bond’s ‘Die Another Day’ and the only thing that saved Cat Women was that she looked like a dominatrix, oh and let’s not forget about her performance in…oh I forgot the name, but you know the one…with Travolta. That’s just my point, we remember the scene cause the body that was in it! Nudity make$ movie$!

ohh…my….god! Respect! See that’s how easy we are!

Ok back to Jessica.

Jessica, if you are reading this, as I know you have Adult Links in your favorites, I suggest you take any nudity role that cums your way. And no, I am not talking about the teeny Dukes Of Hazzard crap, I am talking the real deal. You may want to converse with Halle as she is doing one fine job in finding the right film.

AL